In this episode we are CONVINCED there is a conspiracy going on.
Let’s look at the facts:
a)Will goes home even though he is the best dancer.
b) Undisclosed voting--
how do they count the votes and who knows if the votes mattered?!
c) Usually on these shows they say how many people voted and how many votes each contestant got.
d) They need more drama on the show,
so they cut Will off at the KNEES!
e) Cat Deely is behind the whole thing people.
f) Even Teresa thought the way the whole elimination went was weird and it was!
Opening Comments: The Judges
Teresa likes Cat Deeley's dress
Toni Basil looks like a Flintstone---
on some drugs.
Nigel is a freaky old bastard. Mary’s teeth are just plain huge and I love it.
Sidenote: Nigel eats McDonalds for breakfast
and is banging Cat Deeley
Dancers: Will & Courtney
DANCE 1: SAMBA; Choreographed by Jean-Marc Genereaux to “I fell in love with the DJ” by Che’Nelle
Courtney's dress was super cute
...and Will was wearing like a
mesh fish net tank top
lol.
Major shimmies to Will!
Courtney would not look bad in anything! She is super cute.
Her legwork is super sharp and this looks like a fun dance.
Teresa was a big fan of the song and it was pretty catchy.
Courtney likes all of the partners she has had except GEV lol
Toni Basil is just nutty!
Mary wants to know where Ashton is......
we think she is crazy
but brings some pizazz to the show
haha.
Dancers: Will & Courtney
NEXT: Lyrical Hip Hop
by Tabether & Napolean
to “Like You’ll Never See Me Again” Alicia Keys
Courtney’s hair is weird,
she has a weird fancy hat on...
Not a whole lot to say; ok dance.
Tabather.
Nigel loves Alicia Keys;
what a freaky old bastard.
Mary pulled a fast one.
APPARENTLY
Tony Basil is one of the first "lockers"
Teresa says tony doesn’t even know what a street is!
Mary is eyeballing Toni crazyass Basil.
Tony looks like an alien with a nosejob…
Dancers: Twitch & Katee
FIRST: Contemporary
by Mia Michaels
to “Mercy” by Duffy.
Next is contemporary
danced by Katee and Twitch
and choreographed by
THE Mia Michaels.
I love Twitch btw.
OK so the contemporary “door dance”
is based on Mia Michaels and Tasty Oreo's
turbulent relationship;
just thought we would mention that.
The song is “Mercy” by Duffy--good song.
OK so, Twitch and Katee totally make out
in this routine for...timed kiss:
4.4 seconds people!
And Liz clapped timed the kiss.
We liked how Katee pounded on the door, very nice.
Oh! Did katee smush her fingers in the door?
Rewind; no it just looks like she did.
Katee's hair and makeup is done like Amy Winehouse.
Good dance!
Nobody mentioned that in the dance Katee and Twitch totally made out
...hmph.
We thought the dance was awesome though,
nobody probably mentioned kiss because
it was real awkward cause they are BFFs.
NEXT: Broadway
by Tastey Oreo
to “Sweet Georgia Brown” from Bubbling Brown Sugar.
…more jazzy than Broadway…
Mary's body language suggests that she is like
WTF
to Toni Basil; uh oh "organic"
WTF to Toni Basil saying Katee has a personality problem,
srsly gtfo Toni Basil "Personality Problem"??
The Broadway with Katee and Will was ok
but the music was not happening and
Katee's hair was wack.
***JUDGE PANEL UPDATE***
Toni Basil secretly wants to be on the streetz. Who is this lady talking to? not to the dancers! She’s kinda rambling into nowhere.Trying to get the approval from the judges...hmm.
Lil C was the best guest judge ever btw.
Dancers: Comfort & Mark
UP FIRST: Hip Hop
by Tabether & Napolean
to “Party People” by Fergie ft. Nelly.
Liz says this is a really big Britney Spears/Backstreet remake--I agree!
Props to Mark for doing good at this hip hop with his "stank" face.
He likes to do characters so this hip hop allowed him to be a character
which makes him do better, good dance!
UP NEXT:
Fox Trot by Jean Marc Genereaux to “Lady Luck” by The Bian Setzer Orchestra.
Foxtrot--AWFUL! Comfort and Mark
AWFUL!
We didn’t even watch it this time
Dancers: Chelsie & Joshua
UP FIRST:
Tango
by Dimitry Chaplin
to “A Los Amigos” from Forever Tango.
Josh and Chelsie dance the Argentine Tango
and there is some
crazy
legwork by Chelsie.
This dance is so fast!
Chelsie’s legs are the bomb.
This dance is so fast.
Toni Basil said that turns are not Josh's "forte" but they were NOT bad!!
What a crazyass!
UP NEXT:
Disco
by Dorianna Sanchez
to “Everlasting Love” by Gloria Estefan.
JOSH AND CHELSIE disco!
The name Doriana Sanchez is spicy.
Josh falls out of his turn and turns it into a leap--genius!
He popped back up after; aww we love Josh.
Chelsie looks like a hottie Barbie;
the spinning thing is so cool--then into the "superman" lift--whoa!
Josh's tush steals the show.
The Solos
Will's solo was danced to James Brown “Get up off of that thang.”
Nice wig!
Cat Deely wants to bang Will...she got down on the floorr
...uhh "for real, for reeeall"
-Cat Deely is not in on the joke so weird when she says that.
Courney’s solo was good.
We like her dress.
(music: "Where I Stood" by Missy Higgins)
Twitch solo ("Go To Work" by Kay L)
Julia loves Twitch. Twitch is so cute omg.
Katee danced her solo to
“Taking Chances” by Celine Dion.
Not a whole lot to say...but good dance!
Mark’s solo was done to “Creator” by Santogold.
Ok PERSONALLY
I don't get mark's solos—Julia
---Miranda likes them though!
It looks like Cat and Mark almost make out
omg rewind and slo mo...total makeout!
ah Cat says "I think your safe" WHAT ??!?!
YES she said that--this is an OUTRAGE! total conspiracy…
Comfort danced solo to "I Got This Down"
by Simian Mobile Disco.
Josh's solo was good! ("Shawty Get Loose" by Lil Mama)
The splits! Miranda and Josh are best friends.
They auditioned together.
Chelsie’s solo (to “Damaged” by Danity Kane)
She is pretty!
Liz feels like she has a lot more to offer than past ballroom contestants.
The Shocking Results
In a crazy elimination---WILL & Comfort leave us.
Elimination was weirdd. How could they leave Courtney in the back like that?
We all had a sick feeling in our stomachs when it was announced that Mark was safe.
Everyone seemed very intense waiting for results.
It got kind of emotional there as Twitch & Will were announced the bottom two.
Joshua made it to the top! As did Katee!
We think Cat already knows results
by different tones in her voice and body language.
ALSO: Nigel was wearing a shirt that said VOTE, he mentions voting in the beginning and how important it is---which plays beautifully into the fact that no one thought it was important enough to vote....so they chop Will off at the knees as an example. Boost voting stats and freak ppl out. These convienient connections came up in our discussion.
Liz, Julia, and Miranda are like wtf to the fact that Will has left. We think Mark should have gone for sure. Even Mark thought he was going. You could tell. Upon reading other blogs, some felt that it was Will’s solo that was a no-go and that it had no skillz in it. I can see that point, but everyone knows Will is a genius and was showing off his personality. I personally appreciated the humor bc I already know how awesome his skillz are.
No real word from Teresa on if she thinks Will deserves the boot, none that I can remember.
MIRANDA'S says:CAT DEELY TOTALLY GIVES EVERYTHING AWAY--AND LIZ AGREES
Our Top 6 Dancers
leave a comment
No comments:
Post a Comment