The Results Finale: Results are in and Mia Michaels needs a stylist asap

8/11/2008
Opening Comments: The Judges


Okay people, Cat Deeley is severely hott. That's all there is to it. Julia says Cat's dress is cool.

This is THE finale; one of the dancers will be awarded a quarter of a million dollars.

On the judging panel, we have a crowd. We have the rib-breaking Mia Michaels, Hairspray's Adam Shankman, Mary Murphy, Debbie Allen, Lil C, and Nigel of course.

And what? Top twenty? omg the whole top twenty...



They are just hyper together. Adam starts talking about God knows what for a good few minutes while the rest of America is out of the loop. We tried rewinding twice and still, for the life of us, had no clue what the heck he was talking about. Fox was probably about to kill him.

We find out that we have special guests and all of the judges' favorite dances in store for us tonight.

For this episode, Miranda has moved =( so was not able to be here "in person" however, several texts came in from her during the show.


First off, we have Nigel's choice of dance. Nigel chooses the Bollywood routine choreographed by Nakul Dev Mahajan Om Shanti Om soundtrack to the music "Dhoom Taana." Whew. Ok so this proves my theory that Nigel is just obsessed with "bringing the world to the stage" and that he will do anything to get it. p.s. this is a cool dance.

Mary chooses the Rumba choreographed by Tony Meredith and Melanie Lapatin to the music "Wishing On A Star" by Rose Royce. This dance is with Gev and Courtney. Hmm the best thing about the dance had been her "half-dress" and now its just some black dress. Boo.

Uh oh. We take a break from dances for a "first ever television popping dance-off" between Philip and Robert from earlier in the season. Robert wins and Lil C says a bunch of crazy ass shit that we love to hear.


Adam chooses the Comfort and Twitch hip hop as his favorite. It's not really one of ours.

Lil C proceeds to choose "Bleeding Love" by Chelsie and Mark after he blows my mind with his wack vocabulary. We love Lil C, he was the best guest judge ever. Tabether & Napolean's last name is D'Umo? This ruins everything.

Cat directed the attention back to Mary, but to everyone's surprise, she is missing from her seat. And then... we see this.



Yes, it is Mary Murphy seducing young Demitri in Samba. It was so hott! I screamed. Honestly, go Mary for actually doing something! That whole "Nigel and Cat were gonna dance" thing last year was totally a letdown when it was their faces over some cartoon. At least it had the Alamo in the background because San Antonio rules... BUT seriously Mary has it in her and she looks fabulous. We laughed for like ten minutes. Through text communication, Miranda can't believed that Mary danced. We thought the intro was particularly "spicy."

Now it's Mia's turn to pick her fav. Honestly, who is this woman's stylist? Forreal. She looks insane literally. Like a crazy mad scientist. There seems to be a mishap with the production crew, as the screen is blacking out over the FINALE of our show. wtheck? Is Mia cussing or what. There better be an explanation for this. Mia picks the Pas De Paux by Katee and Will ...and OMG it blacks out on the intro of the dance. wtf is going on here.

Katee and Will are able to get the mess up right, but Liz feels like all the dances miss the intensity of their debut nights. They are still good!

UM Will looks like a frickin gladiator. Every part of his body. Seriously.



So Adam now starts going into his love life and talks dirty to Cat Deeley. He chooses "The Garden" by Mark and Courtney. We love this one. After the dance, all four dancers are pulled together for the first elimination.
AHHH this is intense.

Courtney takes fourth place. In all the madness, she is handed flowers by a man we have literally never seen before. He goes in for the kiss on the cheek but misses and its almost a makeout. We are like "uh oh who is this guy?" Courtney seems to not let him go as he pulls away.

She then says her thanks and quotes "Jeff." Camera flashes to Jeff and he looks french and really uptight like a butler. A wise butler, obviously. Hmm this guy is getting some exposure lollll.

Then another old guy from the audience gets involved. Julia says, "and who is THIS guy?" These old guys are coming out of the woodwork here... Lol it was her dad. False alarm. We laughed.

Anyways...we are introduced to the "Jeff."

p.s. Check out the eyebrows on her grandma.


Ok we watch "Five Guys Named Moe," which Nigel Forreals afterward, Teresa points out.

Next, we just don't know honestly. It's the Chris Angel/ Wade Robson show in Vegas. Teresa says, "This isn't creepy at all," while Julia says that this was going to haunt her dreams. Bottom line: It was creepy.

Theres a coffin with bunny ears coming out and its the size of a body. hmm. sweet.



I'm so disappointed in myself for not finishing this! I will update it tomorrow! Liz